Yesterday, one of my grandkids came home from summer school and told me he had got into a fight with another 10 year old Republican kid who mistook my grandkid to be a Democrat. (Truth is my grandkid is, like me, neither Democrat nor Republican. He's just an independent.) So, anyway, they got into a lot of nasty stuff and swear words like - "Dog", "rat", "monkey", "wimp", "idiot". But, somehow, to him it didn't feel like either of them won outright. So, he asked me for my advice and asked me to teach him insults that would make him the standout in any school fight. Now, at my ripe age of 77, I don't always remember the best insults I have accumulated over the years. So, for a moment I had a problem - how do I teach my grand-children well? And then before you could say "i-n-s-u-l-t", the solution dropped onto me like a ton of uncounted ballots. I recovered momentarily, composed myself, adjusted my denture and said to myself - "Newsvine!" Newsvine will have the answer. It will have the best insults that I could find. So, for the next few days, I sat about sifting through the reams of bits and panhandling the bytes for nuggets of insults. The following article is what I came up with.
However, my grandkid could do with a lot more than that. So, I appeal to the Newsvine community to come up with more contributions that they have found elsewhere on Newsvine. Help me help my grandkid become wiser and stronger. You will go to bed at night, happy and satisfied that you have taken one little step towards helping the future of America fortify its self-esteem.
I have tried to link to the original insult wherever possible. Some of the comments have been deleted, which I note.
Keep belaboring it, Phaedrus, there still might be someone out there who doesn't think you're an idiot. A few more rounds should settle the case.
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No, what Keld has is popularity of an ignorant amorphous mass, whose sick perversions he placates through his seeding and commenting behavior.
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I doubt you realize it, but your a consipracy theory nutcase....loon.
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